Daddy Meets the Easter Bunny

By: Lexi Wood

Genres: #Holiday Story #Fantasy #Porn-ish




"DADDY MEETS THE EASTER BUNNY IS NOT A CHILDREN'S STORY!"

This erotic Easter smutfest should not be read by anyone, ever, but if by chance you decide to peruse its filthy pages, please be absolutely sure that you are not a child!

So you've decided that you are, without a doubt, a legal adult? (If you're still not sure, check your birth certificate.) And you think you might be in the mood for an erotic story? This titillating tale is about a distraught Easter Bunny who can't lay her eggs (yes, she lays eggs--don't question the magic) without a little help from the man of the house.

Warning: Don't try this at home. Any of it. Even if you do, by some miracle of nature, find a cute, horny bunny girl in your backyard, DON'T DO ANY of the nasty things featured in this book! You've been warned.

Author's Bio:

LEXI WOOD is a sock puppet who came to life one night while her keeper was out picking up Chinese food. When nobody's around, she bashes her face against a typewriter until stories come out. And those stories are shocking.

Lexi's exterior is 53% acrylic, 37% nylon, and 10% recycled tinsel. On the inside, she's full of bloodlust, wanderlust, lust-lust, bathtub gin, and pills she found on the floor. She also got into those tranquilizers you give your cat to get it in the travel carrier. You shouldn't leave those things lying around.

Handmade in Vulgaria.

When she's feeling dirty, Lexi likes to be held in soapy water and rubbed vigorously. In her spare time, she sits on the shelf, waiting for someone to shove a fist in her hole. Dance for Daddy, Salome is her first novella.

Who would? Lexi Wood!

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